The tosser next to you: Inside the silent sleep crisis
The tosser next to you: Inside the silent sleep crisis
Australia has a tosser problem. Koala has the answer.
By: Yesterday Tomorrow staff | Last updated: yesterday
The tosser next to you: Inside the silent sleep crisis
A silent crisis is tearing Australian couples apart. Millions are going to bed with a tosser, every single night.
These serial sleep disturbers are wreaking havoc on relationships, robbing innocent partners of precious sleep.
When tossing and turning, the average person moves 37 to 40 times per night, leaving their partner feeling fatigued and depleted. That's what local woman Rebecca has endured for months with her partner, Brad.
“Bit awkward when I had to tell him,” says Rebecca of her partner’s nighttime habit. “Brad’s actually the first tosser I’ve slept with.”
It got so bad that Rebecca considered drastic measures to save her relationship, and her sleep.
“It used to really keep me up at night, my mum warned me about tossers,” she says. “I mean, I even considered separating our beds.”
Experts (and one bloke named Jimmy) say there’s a cure. A product that is proven to isolate motion and save your partner from your tossing.
“My mate Jimmy, huge tosser. Well, he put me on to the Koala Mattress,” says Brad.
“Koala’s custom tech Kloudcell® is the secret sauce behind Australia's most awarded mattress brand. It contours to your body while absorbing way more movement than traditional springs.”
Spring mattresses are essentially tosser-amplifiers: every move travels straight to your partner. The Koala Mattress absorbs motion at the source. Your tossing goes nowhere. Literally. Scientists (and the people at Koala) call it Zero Disturbance® tech.
“It’s saved our relationship,” says Rebecca.
It’s happily ever after for Rebecca and Brad, but they want other couples to know: don’t wait until it’s too late.
“I can't help the fact that you're a tosser. But Koala can help whoever you’re sleeping with,” says Brad.
The Koala Mattress is Australia’s #1 rated mattress. Plus, it comes with a 120-day trial (so you can try it at home), free returns for metro customers and a 10-year warranty.
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